Penis Envy

I have been told before that I may have penis envy but I have found in my infinite wisdom that if I really ever want one for anything at all it is easy to find for borrowing

which is actually more convenient than having to carry it around dangling all the time, breasts are enough, swinging, itching aching to be suckled

And besides, a penis is known to wake you up, throbbing early in the morning like a swollen toe demanding to be squeezed until the pus runs out

No, I think I will be satisfied with my warm, cavernous pocket which only occasionally, at breeding time, calls out softly to be stuffed